The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.
During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.
by the universe is mine May 29, 2009
Get the turkey joke mug.a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007
Get the turkey couch mug."Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"
"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"
"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"
by Don-Dre March 2, 2009
Get the Turkey Shoe mug.When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Get the The Turkey Waddle mug."Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018
Get the Turkey Time mug.After eating Thanksgiving dinner :
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
by natedog1978 January 20, 2014
Get the turkey brain mug.Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
by luckypork July 15, 2011
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