Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.

"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Straight Brag

A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.

April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"

Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."

April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."

by BossMan916 December 14, 2012

straight banksin

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.

GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin

GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin

by bdray July 16, 2009

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Straight Straggler

When someone breaks away from a flock of gays to be alone.

Kevin was walking with Tony and Luke, Luke breaks away from the group to walk on the other side of the street. Kevin and Tony's response way yelling, "Come on man, don't be a straight straggler.

by BV Cryptic August 20, 2013

Straight Buckazz

It basically means trash

Bro you’re straight buckazz at 2K

by HoodieD21 and HoodieZay26 January 23, 2020

straight clownin

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.

Those fucking guys are straight clownin.

by anusman2009 October 31, 2009