Stoner kaden

Stoner kaden is a total g. Likes horrid music but respects other music taste. Is totally into thots and will do anything for a taste of chooch. Also takes hits of thc pen in class. Bright.

Yeah, stoner kaden was baked in physical science today.

by Bootylicker420 December 11, 2018

professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011

jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.

I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!

by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017

Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.

Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.

by Frick March 20, 2005

Stoner Sauce

A tasty topping made by combining mayonnaise, ketchup, and barbecue sauce. Tastes good on everything!

"what is that sauce your dipping those fries in? "

"It's Stoner sauce of course!"

by KRC123 July 28, 2009

Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

by MR321 March 24, 2012