Fukin shades

SI shades that are impossible to install correctly, instructions are shitty, they are shitty Everything is shit

Fuck those Fukin Shades

by Iggywithapop September 15, 2025

50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.

Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.

by Yea me too January 14, 2020

Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.

- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”

by adroxx April 26, 2023

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

Friend-shading

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.

"Sorry to be friend-shading, but Lilly was such a bitch this yesterday

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018