Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.

Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.

by Yea me too January 14, 2020

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018

Shade

Judgementalism, Judging Someone, Casting Judgement,

a real asshole casts shade

by bongdongle March 25, 2019

Shade

A kind, sweet, caring person, he loves to play online games and will be right by your side.
If you meet a Shade, make sure to keep him close to you and don’t ruin the friendship.
If you were with a Shade he would be loyal, kind, funny and caring, he will always put a smile on your face and he is very trustworthy and will help you if you ask.

“Why do I feel so happy?”… “Well that’s because Shade has just came in!”

by Ariannah1098 October 27, 2021

50 Shades Of May

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.

50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"

by C L G March 24, 2020

Sady and Shade

THEY ARE BADASSES!! they're not afraid to do anything. So before you go up to talk to them be careful, cause they'll take that stick out of your ass and put a cactus up there.

sady and shade are a scary couple.. don't get on their bad side.

by slaythedayy3938 August 17, 2022