i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady

brady is an i pad kid

by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

clicking the d-pad

A reference to masturbation your sweaty twitch gamer friend would make.

"Hey guys sorry stream is late I was clicking the d-pad and got goo in my glasses." Said the sweaty twitch gamer

by TreOcculuem May 9, 2021

a pad

smells like a fish taco. yum

damn gurl, your a pad smells like a fish taco

by koktopussy November 15, 2020

Pad

Gamaei

-Wx autos einai o Pad
-Nai
-Gamaei

by Gxmespad November 20, 2021

Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.

Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!

by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022

Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 30, 2021

Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left a couple bachelor pads lying around.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024