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Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.
I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.
by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012
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Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.
Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?
by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016
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disney nap

A satisfactory 30 - 90 minute nap taken while watching a feature length Disney cartoon.
Exhausted, Laura sprawled out on the couch and turned on the Little Mermaid for an afternoon Disney nap.
by LianeS May 30, 2008
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Joey naps

The most legendary person you will ever meet. Been on that staus since 98,
legend of zelda is on that Joey naps status.
by methaddict September 1, 2010
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tunnel nap

when you insert your penis in a woman or man's anus then fall asleep with that person
i went out with Jane last evening and when we went back to her house she ask me to tunnel nap with her cause she thought it was romantic
by mongolian mantis April 15, 2009
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bush nap

a very short and concentrated nap in a random, most likely obscure, location.
What are you doing in that shrub man?

Just taking a bush nap, bro. Chiefing mad cigs.
by SigmaChay November 21, 2010
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chichi nap

When you find the girl (or guy) in the room with the largest breasts and lay on them. If someone yells "chichi nap!" everyone in the room or area must find people with large breasts and lay on them.
*teacher walks out of the classroom*
Guy 1: CHICHI NAP!
Guy 2: Dammit, the token fat chick is out sick today!
by anon, bitches. May 25, 2008
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