When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.
"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019
Get the The Messy Jessemug. by b-aller February 19, 2019
Get the JESSING AROUNDmug. Jess Yadav is honestly one of the most beautiful, gorgeous people in this universe even though she thinks she's not, she really is. Jess Yadav normally hides the fact that she thinks she's ugly with humor but when actually she's pretty and just overall a beautiful, stunning baddie.
Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Person: Who is that?!
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
by How fun! May 31, 2019
Get the Jess Yadavmug. Fucking dumb slag with a foot fetish and has HIV from fucking her dog and likes nothing more but to glare into your soul
by 101anonymous101 December 4, 2018
Get the Jess Darbymug. A genius writer and comedian. Known for his use of the YouTube medium to tell a compelling narrative and making some of the greatest analysis videos on the web.
Friend: Dude have you checked out that Endless Jess guy I told you about?
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!
by Woutt64 March 26, 2018
Get the Endless Jessmug. two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.
by p0lar March 24, 2019
Get the Jesse and Carlosmug. They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.
Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.
Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.
by Chickaclika August 25, 2019
Get the Darcie and Jessemug.