-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farmingmug. by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019
Get the farm truckmug. Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?
Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
by iphonedaily June 15, 2009
Get the Farm Songsmug. by Offrey J June 17, 2006
Get the Tree Farmmug. "Jack was asleep last night, so me, Mike, Alex and Stevie started wind milling."
"Dude, that's wind farming.
"Dude, that's wind farming.
by chiefwiggum198321 July 29, 2012
Get the Wind Farmingmug. by BTD Battles April 3, 2017
Get the regrow farmingmug. You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole
by Dshshgs September 7, 2016
Get the Farm assholemug.