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ted aka teddy weddy is one kf my bffs and rhey can cancel me at any moment but they decide not to
suga: omg ted remeber ur cumbur era
ted: omg no never speak of that era AGAIN!!!! 😡😡😡😡
by sugaboogerstink July 3, 2023
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Ted Danson Episode

A Ted Danson Episode refers to an episode of a spinoff in which a character from the original series, cameos for an episode in the spinoff. An actor who appeared in both shows / media who isnt playing the role they appeared in on the original show, does not qualify as a Ted Danson episode.

Term coined and minted by youtuber, Quinton Reviews.
Yo, did you see the Ted Danson episode of Sam & Cat with Gibby from ICarly?
by Sleepishy March 30, 2024
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ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral
Ted Fisher can call me up any time.
by Stankysocks December 14, 2015
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Ted Nugent

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.
Ted Nugent is the ultimate test of separating the art from the artist
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2024
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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
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Ted

The platypus on the Australian 20 cent piece( commonly called tails)
I call ted
by Notben36364578 November 30, 2018
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ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.
OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!
by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016
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