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Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.
OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.
by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015
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Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.
We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.
by Mangus83 June 16, 2018
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Fist to Starfish

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."
by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011
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Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.
Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!
by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011
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Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019
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Starfishing

Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
by cdf12345 June 17, 2018
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Jizzbelly Starfish

A straight person that acts gay who also acts like Patrick from spongebob.
Timmy P. Is such a jizzbelly starfish.
by Uber Dragon flex January 19, 2019
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