A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection
or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!
pal: you noticed <3
mother-stalker : dont i always? :)
pal:ha ha ha
mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
pal: you noticed <3
mother-stalker : dont i always? :)
pal:ha ha ha
mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
by Worde May 2, 2015
Get the mother-stalkermug. A creepy ass person who will find and kill you if you let him/her so if you have a stalker just kick into high gear.
by Don’t result to stalking March 8, 2022
Get the Stalkermug. carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
Get the Stalker's Poachmug. A person who finds every piece of evidence on someone. Usually someone they are obsessed with and want to find every single thing on the person. Even going through one’s mother’s Facebook to find embarrassing pictures to hold against them. They will pull up pictures you never have seen before.
Gabby is a stalker she followed my mom on Facebook and found pictures of people because she is obsessed and wants to be like me.
by Emswagmaster2000 December 23, 2023
Get the Stalkermug. by Everyone’s favourite August 13, 2018
Get the Stalkermug. A person who is present in a shared document and is just watching you edit the file with no little or no comments at all. The more agressive type will overwrite your edits as soon as you left them, or correct your typos before you can.
That's just creepy knowing you are watching me edit this doc online. You are an edit stalker!
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
by DreKaa September 24, 2018
Get the edit stalkermug. by Whateves July 7, 2016
Get the stalker stickmug.