Jamie Lynn Spears

Naive dimwitted brat who was pregnant at 16 -- but still probably better prepared to be a parent than her older sister Britney.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a typical Disney slut but still young enough that swelling ego hasn't erased her reflex to fake being nice.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

jamie lynn spears

Some sixteen year old pregnant hoe with some effed up sister named Britney Spears.

"Yo do you watch Zoe 101"
"Only since that bitch Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up!"

by JonahJonahBabe January 9, 2008

jamie lynn spears

A girl who is trying to be like her big sister, Britney Spears- a whore with big tits and big ass. But JamieLynn won't succeed on it because she's flatter than the wall and has no ass. But the whore part was right.

Jamie Lynn Spears will most likely knock on your door and ask for a dildo.

by Kevin (Britney's Husband) September 25, 2006

jamie lynn spears

a little whore, who just used her sister to get famous. FYI: (to jamie)you're still no better than anyone who actually deserves their own tv show, jamie get real.

Exactly ^^ Jamie Lynn Spears is so the new britney. Including fucking everyone from Colin Ferrell to probably George Bush.

by tinkerbelle_619 October 6, 2005

jamie lynn spears

I little snobby preppy bitch brat who got on all that because she paid them and that shes Brittany Spears little sister. Cant even act very well and got a gay little show called zoey 101 on nickelodeon that is believed to be cancelled (hopefully). She even addmitted that she couldnt get on the show with talent on the episode they accepted her. She said, "I have money." and they said, "welcolm to all that!" Its sorta like a paris hilton thing i guess.

Ive said enough above about jamie lynn spears.

by thatguy55 June 23, 2006

alaskan spear dive

Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.

"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"

"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"

by FuckMaster May 2, 2014

Christ Spear (punch)

Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”

I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.

by ShredHawk November 7, 2018