phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 04, 2021

Flag

Get the phantom shart mug.

sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 07, 2023

Flag

Get the sharting up mug.

shart bundle

The art of taking pure Trash, combining it with other Trash, and attempting to sell it Online.

Wow, John sure created a Shart Bundle in the bathroom of his RV!

by Marsha Brady's Pillowcase October 23, 2019

Flag

Get the shart bundle mug.

Shart Stick

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.

Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....

by Draksar July 23, 2022

Flag

Get the Shart Stick mug.

Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.

So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart

by IAmTheGayGod December 01, 2016

Flag

Get the Alpha Shart mug.