Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

serbian sausage

A penis that is of the thick and long category and is attached to someone of Serbian genetics.

"My boyfriend has a serbian sausage."
"Have you ever tasted a serbian sausage."

by SlightyBelowAverageJoe March 18, 2021

sausage sailor

A homosexual man.

Jack told me he's a sausage sailor last night. Got to say I wasn't surprised.

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Alpha sausage

An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch

Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage

by Gsack informer April 9, 2017

Bottom sausage

A turd. Faecal matter of a particular shape.

Warrington, come to the water closet and take a look at this tremendous bottom sausage I just produced!

by Mynoduesp_ September 20, 2010

sausage snogger

Someone who is partial to a sausage in and around their mouths on the reg

Happenin ya fuckin sausage snogger

by Shaunnybhoy September 21, 2016

sausage spin

A gay guy riding a cock while his penis is going in circles

Sausage spin means a penis spins while having sex

by Meme Women January 31, 2018