A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.
Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"
by HAWKSHIT May 3, 2011
Get the Sea Leopardmug. These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.
"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."
by Doctor Sniff August 19, 2013
Get the Sea Mousemug. When person 1 smacks person 2's face with his wiener and yells repeatedly, "Who's the boss??" while taking a dump on person 2's chest.
by Mr. Mojo Sexmaster Jacob July 30, 2010
Get the Sea Stormmug. Sea strollers are people who manage to be as tall as the sea is deep at the position they currently are. Although this inordinate capability can be used at all times, the sea stroller's height online adapts when it pleases them. Sea strollers are especially appreciated by people endeavoring to travel through or over the sea. Those people traveling symbiotically with the sea stroller are usually referred to as "sea stroller accessories".
Akin to the sea strollers are pool strollers or lake strollers. However, while the sea stroller is also capable of adapting his height to the depth of a, say, pool, the pool stroller cannot do the same in the sea.
Akin to the sea strollers are pool strollers or lake strollers. However, while the sea stroller is also capable of adapting his height to the depth of a, say, pool, the pool stroller cannot do the same in the sea.
"Did you hear that Sarah travels to New York from Lisbon with a sea stroller?" – "yes, I heard she became a sea stroller accessory!"
by KKBBB August 17, 2011
Get the Sea strollermug. A homeless woman that lives close to the coast. She is very scary looking and she thrives from prostetution but is very dirty and not apeeling to the may even posses sea weed hanging from the sea scag.
by Thc1977 July 3, 2018
Get the Sea scagmug. by a literal clown November 16, 2020
Get the Sea menmug. by smoxx February 13, 2018
Get the Sea Beefmug.