cuddle-park

“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.

"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."

by RLS December 10, 2013

poggers park

A country and place on Google Maps, that consists of frogs, drug addicts, anarchists, and Biggie Smalls megafans.

Have you been to Poggers Park?

Yeah, it was a riot. The locals smoke so much weed that there's a permanent cloud of smoke hanging over the nation.

Dope.

by The pog frogs October 22, 2020

Park Reject

The name for an autistic boy living on the third floor of an apartment complex who eats mayonnaise sandwiches and has no friends. Typically has a very large head and gets bullied by his peers. Additionally, this boy is a virgin and gets spanked by his mommy if he misbehaves.

That kid is such a park reject! What a fucking loser!

by Dookiepoopy November 11, 2021

Park honey

Random shanks that hang out at the malvern Park, usually small town hotties that peaked in highschool. Also known as dairy Queen hoes when they wander over to the DQ parking lot. Will be typically found skankin around at the party trying to lure an unsuspecting Colfor employee because of their superior manliness.

Holy hell dave saw 5 Park honeys on his walk today! Boy I'd love to get me a park honey after I leave the west inn tonight!

by Forgemaster1 May 27, 2016

park a custard

Means to throw up; hurl

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.

by TheDeathBot June 17, 2008

park the tiger

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006

takoma park

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

by hottness January 12, 2004