Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

Lol Monster

Someone who uses the phrase "Lol" too often, and/or doesn't really laugh.

Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.

Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.

by Wumpudu September 4, 2010

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

e monster

a monster created by EVAN and part of the E FOUNDATION

DO NOT LET THIS E MONSTER BREACH ITS CONTAINMENT AGAIN

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021

The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)

"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."

by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018

boob monster

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.

Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.

by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020