Muted Knot is a nick name of some one who is damaged but very humble in difficult situation some says he’s higher connected with the spiritual world as well nothing like a god but have out of this world critical thinking skills
Dude a muted knot is something like a Undefeated thinker I wouldn’t play with that !!
A muted knots is a built in brain u can’t find another muted knot
A muted knots is a built in brain u can’t find another muted knot
by 1BandSpeaking September 01, 2022
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
by nbkNova August 10, 2023
by Glando March 16, 2021
A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.
Our Cock Knot of a leader Couldn’t lead starving pigs to a shit filled slop trough even if they were starving
by Evenflo October 18, 2021
When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.
by Chestergreenburg December 08, 2020