' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"
by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021
In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.
My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
by Xyst October 27, 2022
I'm a magician in the kitchen
by A person who is good at cookin March 02, 2017
An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."
Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!
by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Innovation kitchen is a phenomena that occurs when engineers engaged in tackling a complex problem congregate in the office kitchen to individually craft the best tea/coffee, this process encourages the group to share their knowledge inadvertently leading to an innovation breeding ground.
Bob: I've been trying to add a logger into my code but the current implementation is too heavy and I only want the log method.
Trev: Tea?
Bob: To the innovation kitchen!!
... 10 minutes later...
Bob: We don't need the logger at all, or any of that other guff, instead we'll build this slightly more advanced thing in half-the-freakin-time and use that from now on. Brilliant!
Trev: Tea?
Bob: To the innovation kitchen!!
... 10 minutes later...
Bob: We don't need the logger at all, or any of that other guff, instead we'll build this slightly more advanced thing in half-the-freakin-time and use that from now on. Brilliant!
by lazerus81 August 02, 2014
A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.
Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?
Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
by Hotline Deebo August 05, 2023