God

A lot of people's imaginary friend.

If an adult has an imaginary friend, their mad. If lots of people believe, it's called believing in God.

by Atheist101 May 11, 2021

God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

by steps15 July 4, 2017

God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape

Thanos is a god

by Killerlead January 9, 2019

God

A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?

Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.

by ekoa192 January 26, 2020

God

A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.

I don't believe in a "God"

by AloneWeWillEnd May 2, 2019

GOD

nothing is here

GOD is not real

by dank memes are like dat boi April 19, 2017

God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021