Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025
Get the Deer-Vehicle Crashmug. Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
Get the Crash Tech Dummymug. by KingHassan February 15, 2025
Get the Jump Out and Slide and Crashmug. a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome
b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances
b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances
1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.
2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.
3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.
2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.
3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.
by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025
Get the Crash Dummymug. 
Get the Crash outmug. Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.
by LegalMonet December 22, 2007
Get the crash test yummymug. When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
Get the Crash moneymug.