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I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
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Bet

A truly meaningless comeback with absolutely no use at all and shouldn't be allowed to be used. Bet is a comeback only people at the age of adolescence. It's a bad comeback generally; you're only trying to make yourself look better.

Person 1: hey you stupid idiot
Person 2: fight me
Person 1: bet
Person 2: *beats the ever living shit outta them*

Overall, only losers will ever say bet, and almost everytime you beat somebody in a game, race, whatever it is, you may hear this work of modern art. Don't use this word. Ever.
"bet I'll win you later shithead"
by Leaf0 March 21, 2024
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A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet
"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"
by The Accuntant March 20, 2024
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Bet

Used by kids who play among us Minecraft and other games who most likely never touched grass. This slang word means to say something like "okay", "ok", or "alright". In the end the meaning of this word does not actually mean what it intends to mean since there is no bet in saying ok and the person who says it is somewhat stupid since even they do not know what they betting on.
Kid 1: Wanna play basket ball? Kid 2: Bet
Kid 1: Wanna monkey around? Kid 2: Bet
by oogwayheigweimasteryoda December 19, 2022
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National bet day

If you say bet on this day you have to get slapped

March 25th
Lets hang out after work

Bet

*slap* national bet day
by Sevenavengfold March 24, 2022
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bet

bet means ok if you don't feel like using ok/ight/alright. it's usually paired with ight to make ight, bet
person 1: I'll pick you up at like 8.
person 2: ight bet
person 1: bet, see ya then
by bigjont69 June 3, 2018
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Bet

slang for ‘will do’ ‘you bet’ ‘got it’
you agree and will do it
Jim: Come help me clean my car
Me: Aight bet
by GodHasJoinedTheServer June 11, 2018
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