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mckinney, texas

man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?
by vera! February 22, 2005
mugGet the mckinney, texasmug.

texas penny

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is
by lance... April 25, 2008
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texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"
damn that girl's a texas drought!
by ShellBert May 13, 2005
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Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.
1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!
by OctopusJones January 8, 2011
mugGet the Buttrape, Texasmug.

texas terminator

When you put a fist in the butt and one in the vag.
Man i gave that airman the ultimate texas terminator
by Kaysee Thompson June 23, 2006
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Texas Breeze

When a hairdryer is used to air out the crotch, by pointing the hairdryer down the pants.
“Man that sauna was hot! It’s time for some Texas Breeze!
by Southern Jelly April 16, 2023
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texas torcher

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up
Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.
by jdog9131 December 8, 2019
mugGet the texas torchermug.

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