When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
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Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!
by DanielJJ December 29, 2021
Get the TED talk mug.Trump and Elon Derangement Syndrome (TEDS) refers to an informal, hyperbolic term used to describe an intense, often irrational aversion or obsession with former U.S. President Donald Trump and entrepreneur Elon Musk.
Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
by HighlyCaffeinated February 17, 2025
Get the TEDS mug.Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021
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by Djasa December 27, 2023
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Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
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