The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Ted Ottley is an author of suspense novels for teen males published by Bantam, Hodder and Random House. Writer for online crime library. Composer of music for Film, TV series (Huckleberry Finn), Advertising Jingles and producer of legit and industrial shows. Worked with celebrities from Mickey Rooney to Tina Turner, Australian Rock Artists and more.
by Jay D'Arcy October 13, 2009

by datruf69 October 8, 2016

The most Handsome man you will ever meet . Trustworthy and Kind to everyone. He gets along well with both Sexes
And is smart but can be silly at some times. A determined person who will never stop doing what's right . In a relationship he will always pamper his partner properly. Overall he is a fab person and if you meet a hunk like Ted definitely be friends. TEDS ARE SO (HOT)
And is smart but can be silly at some times. A determined person who will never stop doing what's right . In a relationship he will always pamper his partner properly. Overall he is a fab person and if you meet a hunk like Ted definitely be friends. TEDS ARE SO (HOT)
by Teds Girlfriends August 1, 2019

by Tedbundyvibes January 1, 2021

by Sketchypunx May 26, 2022

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
by TedHate43 September 3, 2025
