The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
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Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers
Oh Ted Talk gang is live again
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It’s time for bill & teds homosexual adventure
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Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person
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the kid ted

About become one of the biggest rappers in the world he will hit 1billon followers on Spotify and Instagram in just one decade his first release album will be through the years featuring all the rappers in the world
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Ted-ing out

The verb ~Ted-ing out~ is to overthink to extreme lengths, as done by Ted Mosby in the show How I Met Your Mother
Girl 1: What if there's no spaces for the job by tomorrow? I have to get my application in tonight!
Girl 2: Bitch, you're totally Ted-ing out rn, you only found out about the space this morning.
Girl 1: Slut tf does "Ted-ing out" mean
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