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Ted

"You got any games on your phone?"
"oh, you're such a Ted"
by Dababycarhahahredissuslessgoo September 19, 2021
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Ted Phenomenon

When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.
“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”
by Lumiac April 7, 2020
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Ted

A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
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TEDS

Trump and Elon Derangement Syndrome (TEDS) refers to an informal, hyperbolic term used to describe an intense, often irrational aversion or obsession with former U.S. President Donald Trump and entrepreneur Elon Musk.

Symptoms might include:

• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.

• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.

• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.

• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.

Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
“It looks like somebody is suffering from TEDS over there!”
by HighlyCaffeinated February 17, 2025
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ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.
He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.
by Garren Bell May 12, 2022
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Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew
by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
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Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers
by Sav :) November 24, 2021
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