Ted

Though frequently referred to as simply “Ted”, Tedarico Villalobos was the founder of Circus Design Solutions (CDS), a driving force behind the grassroots pro-speciesist movement. CDS was originally founded as a pet store in Manila, Philippines in 1974. In 1993, CDS reincorporated in mainland California as a space weapons technology engineering subcontractor. Ted’s famous and most popular catchphrase was “CDS, this is Ted.”

Ted arguably donated his life to CDS for the animals of today and the future.

by Mike’s Dad January 18, 2022

A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

by jondich May 4, 2022

ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.

He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.

by Garren Bell May 12, 2022

Ted

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

by BICKDIGGAMINGCOOL2434658 November 7, 2022

ted davis

a mysterious boy who is dedicated to be a hoe, hoe as in getting together with woman

"bro you hear ted got a new woman"

"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"

by daddymuckbanger2000 November 30, 2022

Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

Ted

Person that is a dickhead, wanker or just a shitty type of person

That blokes a right Ted!

Kick him out he’s being a Ted

by Sketchypunx May 26, 2022