Technoblade

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Technoblade Flying

some thing you can show ur mum when she says u can have a phone when pigs fly

u: mum can i have a phone
ur mum: when pigs fly
u: *shows ur mum technoblade flying*
ur mum: still no

by thenonbinaryegg April 20, 2022

Bromanian Techno

Bromanian Techno is when EDM bros and deep house music fans switch over to the trendy style of Romanian techno to seem cooler and more hipster than they actually are.

That poser used to be into EDM and dubstep but now is into Raresh and is totally a Bromanian techno fan!

by GuBostonDubs May 24, 2017

…technoblade

coolest, swaggiest and funniest person ever tho they are a big simp for wilbur.. anyways they are my best friend😊

…technoblade is swag

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

Technoblade never dies

Technobacon’s catchphrase before he got sizzled

“Technoblade never dies!!!!”
Stage 4 cancer:

by ELLY INCOLINGO June 30, 2022

techknowledgey

Someone who knows their shit about their technological area.

Used in conjunction with techknowledgeical

Person 1: Ok, so I basically took an oscillator, I chose a square wave, put a filter on it, set the cutoff at about half way, gave it a bit of resonance, chucked an LFO pulsating with a sawtooth waveform, set the attack for 200ms, gave it a long release and put a tad bit of distortion on it. When I played the sound, I played with the mod wheel and pitch bend to give it some character instead of just playing the one note. What a bassline!

Person 2: Wow, you're like the techknowledgey master!

by The Digital Princess January 19, 2009

techno queer

A gay person who walks everywhere listening to techno music loudly, annoying the hell out of everyone while wearing really disturbing tights.

That techno queer over there is getting annoying. Let's go kick his ass.

by Brenda's the shiz nitz March 2, 2008