Team J.C

People that try to make christianity "cool" often refer to Jesus Christ as "J.C". It's an attempt to suck in as many kids and sinners as possible, owing to the fact that chavs and skanks have been naming their kids with just initials for the last 20 years. There is a handful of C.J's, A.J's, D.J's, J.D's and M.J's in every community. The J seems to be the key letter here. And claiming that they're on a "team" makes the possibility of hooliganism seem way more likely. Obviously, the idea is that the idiots will all flock to those on "Team J.C" thinking that they will be having an excellent time with a cool person if they join them.

What they do get is as much religious tea as they can drink, a few dry biscuits, people with soft and weak voices telling them that God loves them all and possible molestation and inappropriate behaviour from the Vicar and/or Choir Master.

They tend to recruit in non confrontational ways, like going up to some kids in town and asking them if they're having a good day, or on their way to a party before they give them a leaflet.

Those in charge of "Team J.C" can often be heard saying things like, "You know what, gang? It's prayer time! Come on, let's give it up for the Lord!" or even "Paper chains ARE cool, now let's attach them to this easter bonnet before the flour and water paste dries"

Really, the J.C should stand for "Just Crazy"

"Oh Lordy, it's Team J.C, dead ahead"
"How do you know they're on the team?"
"Check it out, they've got bumbags stuffed full of leaflets and Evanessence T shirts on! Plus, look at those crazy, vacant smiles.......they're on the team! Quickly, kids, run to the car!"

by MagickDio March 18, 2010

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Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.

A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.

"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.

Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.

Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!

by Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. May 3, 2009

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Team Awesome

The original since 2005 from The University of Akron, in Akron Ohio.

A collective group of the most badass, the most nerdy, the most stereotypical, the most atypical, the greatest group of dudes dedicated to the perseverance of awesome and win and the American Way this country will ever know.

I heard some of Team Awesome is showing up. Hide the booze. And the cards. And the ladder.

Team Awesome, those guys are legends. They went to Florida for a weekend and came back eleven days later with $500 more than they left with.

- You can't expect to take "Team Awesome" and actually make money with it.
- Actually, professor, that's our exact idea.

awesome

by theandysho September 13, 2010

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Team Cunt

A well known internet gang of around 35 people, male and female, who got their fame through a popular social networking/clubbing website. They rapidly gained popularity after exposing the activities of several criminals including a charity scammer and a now convicted paedophile. Entry requirements to the team are strict, usually requiring new members to personally know an existing member and having to undergo a stringent initiation process. Despite the ironic name, 'Team Cunt', their actions are always in the best interest of the general public. They have even been referred to as 'Modern day cyber-vigilantes'

Fuck me, Team Cunt have exposed another paedophile. Those guys are heroes!

by JinxC January 8, 2009

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