nikah siri

"Nikah siri" is the Indonesian slang term for marrying voice assistants like Siri, where "nikah" is a loan word of Arabic origin meaning "marriage".

In a hilarious twist, my friend joked that he's going to "nikah siri" with Siri—after all, she's the only one who understands his weird interests!

by Emotional Cruiser November 16, 2025

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

SURELY you can't be Sirius

What you'd say when opening your exorbitant satellite-radio bill.

NINETY-NINE bucks for a car-entertainment-audio subscription?! SURELY you can't be Sirius!
I **am** "Sirius", and don't call me "Shirley". :P
(Actually, SiriusXM is fairly cheap per month; the $99.00 amount is for a three-year subscription.)

by QuacksO March 23, 2026

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