one of my favorite bands ever, i think its pretty funny how they mention death in a large majority of their songs, lol
by me August 19, 2004
Get the story of the yearmug. Sex story
Lisa was really horny so she went to a bar and looked for a man to fuck that night. She found a man by the side of the bar.
"Hey big boy" she said
" come with me because i know where this is going " he replied
he brought her to a limo outside in the alley. They went in and he said " if you need anything from me, my name is randy"
"Ok" Lisa said seductively
They both began to strip and then started to French kiss. He fingered her perfect vrgina and and she gave randy a hand job. She started to moan " just fuck me already!" After she said that randy shoved his dick, his 7" hard dick in her pussy and she yelled out " YES YES HARDER FASTER WAIT LET ME SUCK IT!" he moved her of so she can suck it and she sucked it like a lollipop. Then they put themselves in the very familiar 69 position and then a man and woman came in and said that they were horny. So the new woman(marry) sucked randy's dick and the new guy (Marvin) fucked her in the ass. Lisa was pleasuring her self in the Vrgina and marvin stuck a Dilldo in her ass.
They all toke a brake then continued to go on until they could not no more.
Then the men masturbated to the women eating each others pussy. Then they all comes and everyone ate each others cum. At the end, everyone was wet and making out... with each others private parts for hours and hours.
The End
Lisa was really horny so she went to a bar and looked for a man to fuck that night. She found a man by the side of the bar.
"Hey big boy" she said
" come with me because i know where this is going " he replied
he brought her to a limo outside in the alley. They went in and he said " if you need anything from me, my name is randy"
"Ok" Lisa said seductively
They both began to strip and then started to French kiss. He fingered her perfect vrgina and and she gave randy a hand job. She started to moan " just fuck me already!" After she said that randy shoved his dick, his 7" hard dick in her pussy and she yelled out " YES YES HARDER FASTER WAIT LET ME SUCK IT!" he moved her of so she can suck it and she sucked it like a lollipop. Then they put themselves in the very familiar 69 position and then a man and woman came in and said that they were horny. So the new woman(marry) sucked randy's dick and the new guy (Marvin) fucked her in the ass. Lisa was pleasuring her self in the Vrgina and marvin stuck a Dilldo in her ass.
They all toke a brake then continued to go on until they could not no more.
Then the men masturbated to the women eating each others pussy. Then they all comes and everyone ate each others cum. At the end, everyone was wet and making out... with each others private parts for hours and hours.
The End
by fuck me hard25 March 4, 2016
Get the sex storymug. A fairly short to medium length story with basically no plot or point. Originating from Paige, the master of all meaningless stories.
Paige: hey i have this cool story. today i went outside and there was a bunny in the yard. it was eating grass i think. and then it heard the door shut behind me and it hopped away into my crazy neighbor's yard...
Me: what the fuck... that was a paige story.
Me: what the fuck... that was a paige story.
by moonbeamsexypants January 12, 2009
Get the Paige storymug. *Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*
Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.
Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.
Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.
Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.
Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!
Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*
Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.
Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!
Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*
by Stiffeh March 9, 2010
Get the Sad Storymug. a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.
by Dgriff November 13, 2014
Get the forceps storymug. A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009
Get the Tequila Story.mug. When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".
"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
by KingSqueegee420 January 3, 2011
Get the Stoner Storymug.