spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes

bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo

by leebay December 24, 2008

Sparta Decedent

A person who wants to be like a Spartan but has no background or any spartan blood in them. Someone who thinks they are Leonidas from 300

Naming a kid Leonidas. Im a Sparta Decedent

EX: Leonidas is my son

by The Kid1230 August 7, 2011

Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.

"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

by fathands April 29, 2008

Spartan

Spartan, aka spart, is when a homo gets bummed and sperm aka seaman is released into a bum hole and the receiver passes wind releasing the stagment sperm mixed with poo hitting the inner wall of the boxer shorts making a spunky poo shaped sunflower, spartan

Spartan, spart, shart, sunflower, follow through!

by Charndog86 October 16, 2011

spartan shower

Sex involving vomit

"Dude that chick went so low and then she gave me a spartan shower!" "What a champ."

by 2Meg247 December 22, 2008

spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.

Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.

by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010

Startarded

A person who knows absouletly nothing about Star Wars or any other movie that is big in Pop Culture

Bob: "WTF why is Darth Vader spelled Dark Vader."
Anna: "That's how you spell it"
Bob:" No it isn't you what are you Startarded?"

by STG9 January 18, 2010