sampsonsyndrome

When a crafty women makes a strong man become sick

The Dr. Told the man his illness was sampsonsyndrome caused by his wife.

by Will Sonnet August 21, 2022

Sampers

Sunglasses or protective optic wear aka (POW)

E.g. “My dog has bad eyes, so when we go out on the town I put his sampers on, he couldn’t see otherwise. Chicks love sampers though.”

by Here for a good time September 14, 2022

sampamyamhamlambamwell

cock and ball torturer.

no sampamyamhamlambamwell

by nocockandnoballs September 28, 2022

samposium

Some stupid fuckin band from Boston

I went to the Samposium, it was fun, their lead singer is hella cute.

by Sampan October 12, 2022

SAMPEM

An acronym standing for Skinny able-bodied Masc Presenting Egotistical Manipulator

Of course a sampem would tell you they think that people care about their narrow-minded opinion.

by fellowrealhuman October 20, 2022

Sampleitus

This condition occurs when a small portion of an item is freely given, resulting in a seemingly pleasant experience, luring the mark to buy a complete product, which is horrible when consumed in its full size.

Sampleitus strikes once again! This discount frozen pizza sucks; weird, the free sample at the grocery store was delicious.

by bentslightly February 18, 2023

sample music

Music meant to be remixed for creating songs, often used in raps and EDMs. Probably a trade or an IP secret for most or many musicians as this kind of song is usually not credited and they probably do not tell you if you ask

So, Your Favorite Martian or Ray William Johnson introduced me to the term "sample music" or "sample production music". He probably will not tell you which company he uses if you ask since he hides the file names whenever he wants to show proof that other songs with the same patterns as his are not stolen but uses the same sample music company as his

I identified a song and Google, Shazam, and Reddit music ID AIs (r/NameThatSong) gave me different songs with the exact sample music, mostly explicit (especially on the lyrics), but I feel something else or not explicit if there's no context given. Even there's a Michael Jackson song with one of the variations of the exact sample music, indicating that the sample song I searched is older than my estimation

by PuniUwUCute February 18, 2023