spokeydots

it is just another word for polkadots.

i love pink and green spokeydots!!

by assie April 8, 2007

Spook'm

A slang term used in context with semen. Also commonly known as cum.

Did you hear about Jace? I heard sprayed his spook'm all over Jody's face.

Do you want my spook'm in your mouth?

Your spook'm tastes really bad...

I totally spook'med all up in her snatch

My spook'm was oozing out of her meat locker

by MAalltheWay May 12, 2009

Spook Sloppy

A person guilty of drunk dialing coworkers from late night restaurant establishments, all the while indulging in breakfast food with strangers and leaving fragmented voicemails regarding the aforementioned foodstuffs.

Dude, I just picked up a voicemail from your friend at 3AM referencing Moons Over My Hammy!! Oh man, she must've been Spook Sloppy!

by TPayne June 25, 2010

Spoke Hunter

One who's only purpose in life is to seek and destroy your SPOKES, usually with their penis but a number of fruits and vegitables and household appliences are sometimes used as well.

The inmate in cell block D is a well known Spoke Hunter.

by Fngrz July 9, 2010

spooked for real

paranoid, characterized by suspiciousness, persecutory trends, or megalomania, extremely fearful

looked at tanya, she's been up all night for 5 days & now she's spooked for real

by tuffpuff November 16, 2011

Spookinky

A combining of spooky and kinky which invariably indicates the most epic of awesome sauce. Also used to describe individuals of all gender identifications who associate themselves as both spooky and kinky.

Damn! That girl is spookinky!

by Lur42 September 26, 2012

spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.

"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."

by GriZag December 3, 2013