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Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.
Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.
by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010
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shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing
by urbandic77 August 16, 2014
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shitting out

When one goes out of their apartment to take a dump in a public restroom to prevent toilet paper usage in their own apartment to save toilet paper, and in turn, money. The opposite of eating out.
Boy let me tell you, I've been shitting out at my college's bathrooms and it has really paid off for me.
by Kersplakastani October 11, 2016
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Shitting And Pissing

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020
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sitting up

In jail/locked up. Used as slang to reference experiences of being locked in a cell with nothing to do but sit up and think.
“Judge gave him 20 now he’s sitting up, sad story man”

“Most the niggas I grew up with are either sitting up or gone” - A boogie
by Black mass January 13, 2021
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shitting cum

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021
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The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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