skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

Hotdog Skin

The type of skin pro wrestlers had in the 80’s and 90’s that resembled an uncooked hotdog.

Ron: Hey Bobby! Did you see that wrestling match between Flair and Hogan?

Bobby: Oh yeah! Both guys were so tan and oily with their hotdog skin!

by RBumgarner October 30, 2019

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

chocolate skin

when you black, and the skin is a similar look to chocolate

this black person has chocolate skin.

by EpicGamerJues78 February 21, 2023

skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.

Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019

The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky

Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.

by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020

skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016