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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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coin size

The size of a woman’s areola in comparison to the size of a coin.
Him: What’s your coin size?
Her: The areola is about the size of a nickel.
by Bearded Paratrooper December 10, 2017
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swole size

It can be swole size Booty too :D
by Arissu July 26, 2017
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Cup sized

Aww that dog looks so cute and cup sized.
by doubleA_14 July 14, 2021
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Dom Size

Tyrone: I can’t guard him he’s Dom size

Coach: damn
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Size Duke

OMG they were such a size duke, even my 7 inches wasn't big enough for them!
by IJustReallyHateNazisMan October 23, 2025
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shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.
"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."
by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021
mugGet the shoe size 4mug.

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