Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

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Volkswagen ist bitten sied

It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.

Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.

by Vllad February 14, 2022

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School is getting sued

For allegedly not doing enough about bullying leading to the death of a Jewish boy

Hym "You don't hear about it as much when it goes the other way, right? The kid must not have used a gun because if he had, the shit-libs would have been talking about it. But when it ends in suicide there are no guns to blame. Who is their to blame? The schools? To some extent. But how much really can they do to stop it? For them to stop it they would have do what YOU REFUSE TO DO FOR ME and create concrete consequences for the kids (or people) doing it. The teachers are always going to be able to say that they didn't know so these consequences would need to come about IN THE ABSENCE of the subsidiary (Stephen Bannel (one of the guys impersonating me) things bullying is good by the way.) party coming foward. The people doing it aren't going to do it because solidarity and the bystanders aren't going to do it because prisoner's dilemma. Which is what I have been saying all along. But THESE FUCKING IMBECILES have already decided who to blame. So none of that matters. The school is getting sued but the lawsuit isn't going to make the parents whole. I'm coming into the future with you whether you want me there or not. I'm not changing my fucking identity. If I am going to have to live with this than SO ARE YOU or you are going to have my decision and, for your sake, you had better hope that my decisions are as FINAL as your's seem to be. What needed to happen for the Jewish kid not to die is just the thing I said and have been saying."

by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

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