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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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scissor feet

Someone with feet that point comically outward
Look there's Shaney Scissor Feet
by Liam10 December 10, 2006
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Scissor Lift

When one female lifting another female onto her shoulders (shoulder ride) typically to provide a better view at crowded events such as raves and festivals. drawing an amusing comparison to both the upward motion of a mechanical scissor lift and the term "scissoring,"
Look at Sarah giving Maria a scissor lift so she can see over the crowd at the concert
by RoyJenk!n$ May 5, 2025
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Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019
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Scissor Fire

Two women doing what's known as "scissoring", both either having a burning sensation STD or a UTI -OR- both must be two natural born red heads -OR- used accidentally, or otherwise, a lube causing a burning sensation, while said "scissoring" occurs.
"I was gonna make it a threesome, but I caught wind that their was a scissor fire burning." -OR-" I went to Ireland, expecting to see a scissor fire, but I came back disappointed" -OR-"I knew she was kinky, but I didn't expect her to turn it into a scissor fire."
by AccidentalSeus August 31, 2016
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Scissors

A snip snip tool to snip snip bolls off
I’m going to scissors your bolls
by Poopypants0221 August 29, 2021
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Scissor dick

When a person name pall plays stab the anis with scissors on a guy named Kris
Pall scissor dicks Kris every night
by King ducky February 20, 2018
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