schlongeater79

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

SchlongSlanger

A dude who has a big fat Shlong

" I'm a SchlongSlanger did you know?"
"Bro stop lying to your self I've already seen that shit countless times"

by SchlongSlanger June 8, 2021

Schlong

Looks like a duck cuz it is uwuwuwuwu

My schlong is big

by UwU big dick man July 2, 2021

Schlongfull

Adj. To be master over or be in possession of great energy related to or in direct result of a schlong.

I am feeling quite schlongfull at the moment.

by Capt.Schlong September 5, 2021

schlong

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock

you have a nice schlong

by landoj69 September 7, 2021

Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.

"I love Johns Schlong!"

by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021

Schmogerty

Stylish, and charming. Coined by Todd in the Shadows (T.I.T.S) in 2011. The word wasn't very popular, and was made up as something to rhyme with John Fogarty

John Fogarty has schmogerty

by WhenWhen_TheIdiot October 1, 2021