Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.

“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022

Salmon Breath

Salmon Breath is the taste/smell you are left with after eating a chick out

also known as pussy breath

yo paddy you got salmon breath, you ain't hitting the Zaza

by jizzgobbler November 1, 2022

Black Salmon

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.

The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.

by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022

Alex Salmon

mishas cutie patootie
25% ranga

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA

by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022

callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022

Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.

"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."

by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022