rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.

"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016

Yeet Rug

The action you take when you wish you remove a rug in a very forceful and aggressive manner.

Mother: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!?

Son: I'M YEET RUGGING, YOU WHORE!!

by AFuckingWhore March 6, 2020

Rug Burn

When you spend $500 plus on dances at a titty bar and only end up with a rash above your knee.

Bro, I got so many dances at Carl’s last
Night, that one bitch gave me rug burn!

by Rug Bern October 2, 2021

Rug muncher daddy

Rug muncher daddy is a lesbian that has sex with loads of women

Megab is such a rug Muncher Daddy she goes with every woman.

by Water drip November 8, 2022

Banana Rug

Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls

GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT

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by ratitouis March 19, 2020