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Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
Robert by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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He is a very handsome man with a massive gyatt. He is attracted to men.
You are so Robert.
Robert by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024
Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.
Robert by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024
A very sexy black daddy nigga with the biggest big black cock ever!
Everyone wants him for his BBC.
Bad Guy: *tries to kill Robert*
Robert: *kills Bad Guy with his big cock*
Robert by robertsexy_lover12 July 2, 2024
Robert is a cunt
robert is a cunt
Robert by BlokeyMcBlokepants March 14, 2024
Robert is my man ❤️ - Kipria
Robert is Kipria’s mann .
Robert by pria . April 28, 2024
best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo
"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"