River

River is the best person in this world and they will always be there for you.If you ever find a river always keep them and if you hurt my river i will hunt you down and LITERALLY KILL YOU. River is super nice and cool and will always take care of you no matter what even if they dont feel well or having a bad day.On the other part river can also be very weird and make weird noises.River is the best cousin and is like a mom to me.

"River is the best"
"i dont like River"
"say that again and see what happens."

by Go_Away1239000 December 8, 2022

Pine River Sliver

then insertion of the pinky into the anus while fingering a woman; similar to the shocker, usually resulting in surprise and further refusal.

during foreplay with jasmin ronny slipped her the Pine River Sliver causing and immediate shock reaction and complaint.

by Matt Henrikson December 25, 2005

'rhea river

The deluge of untreated sewage that flows into the wastewater treatment plant. Has been known to carry many seeds, whistles, balloons, and 2x4's and is tended to by turd herders.

Anaerobic bacterial digestion and aeration are important steps in eliminating solids and bacteria from the 'rhea river.

by Sastwatch January 13, 2009

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

Persian River

The gap between a woman's legs, usually seen when standing.

Rick: Look at that empty space between Mary's thighs, that's so damn sexy.
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!

by Parmeleon Smooth January 18, 2012

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

The state of euphoria felt when inhaling Nitrous Oxide/ Laughing Gas.

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

Ah man, last weekend I did a double and took a long swim in the Cosmic River!

Pass me the cracker, it's time to go to the Cosmic Flow, Joe!

Gnarly Bra! I just took a Cosmic Flow in the Cosmic River!

by memberwhen March 22, 2017

Josiah Rivero

The max level of sus that someone can potentially get to.

Why are you so Josiah Rivero.

by IsitwhileIpeeanditfeelsgreat June 11, 2019