future army ranger

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not

A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .

by Austin Guinean February 26, 2019

Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 08, 2019

texas ranger

The sexiest man to ever live.

Damn you look like a texas ranger.

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020

Texas ranger

A memedroid user. He cries if his memes are rejected. He cries so much he puts a new term to cry baby

How long has Texas ranger been crying for, a year?

by Megaworp January 05, 2022

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

crew cab ranger

The opposite of a minivan: 5 in the pink 2 in the stink

She couldn't handle a minivan so she switched it to a crew cab ranger so she could could take it all!

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. Reverse minivan

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025