Quarter Car Wash

Occurs when shitting in a public toilet and receiving splashback.

Man! Talk about gross, I just took a huge shit in that gas station bathroom and got hit with the splashback! It's like running through a Quarter Car Wash!

by Firey Crotch of Justice December 27, 2011

Quarter

25 year prison sentence.
See also: Dime Nickel

John:You sure you can trust this guy?
Jake:Yeah, man. He did a Quarter with me up in NSP

by MikeAKALeo<3 September 17, 2016

Quartex

A group with absolute chads.

CCG Maker: *makes video on quartex and steals game*
literally everybody else in the fucking universe: kys

by NotAbstractKitten February 25, 2021

Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.

"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."

by Duke of Deerfield September 18, 2017

shiny new quarter

An offer or reward for a question.

Hey Lee, I'll give you a shiny new quarter if you can tell me the artist who sings this song.

by the__dave August 2, 2007

just like a canadian quarter

looks great on the outset, but turns out to be worthless

can be applied to anything or anyone

john is just like a canadian quarter

by cheaptrickrick December 27, 2009

Quarterican

A quarter of a Puerto Rican!

Person1: So if her grandmother is full blooded Puerto Rican and her father is Half... what does that make her??
Person2: Hmm.... a Quarterican!!

by Darebear131313 August 10, 2010