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Preemptive-"ism"

A logical fallacy where claiming something is an "ism" (i.e. racism or sexism, etc) because a person(A) is part of a specific group and not because of specific comments or actions from person(B) towards that person(A).

Related to both "appeal to emotion" and "ad hominem" logical fallacies: By claiming "ism" one party appears as the victim (thus appealing to emotion) while smearing the other party negatively as racist, or sexist, or other (thus an ad hominem attack).
Jane: "Donald Trump interrupting Hillary Clinton during the debate is a sign of sexism."
Dan: "Why?"
Jane: "Well, because she's a woman."
Dan: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Jane."

Greg: "Obama's healthcare plan hasn't worked out too well for him."
Steven: "That's racist!"
Greg: "Why?"
Steven: "Because Obama is black!"
Greg: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Steven."
by Murderton October 31, 2016
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Premature dive

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.
by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017
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Poem

Poems were originally named after the famous poet, Edgar Allan Poe. Until his rise in popularity, poems were known by different names, like "lyric" or "verse". That's why Shakespeare never referred to his writings as poems, but rather "sonnets"
Edgar Allan Poe wrote many descriptive poems.
by ycrem nitram March 26, 2017
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preemptive hangover

A preemptive hangover is when someone gets the sensation of the hangover they will get the next morning before they have started drinking.
"Woah I was out buying beers for tonight and I just got a preemptive hangover, feels like it's going to be a messy one."
by George W Roberts May 19, 2017
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premature hookulation

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.
The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth
by Bassturd May 25, 2017
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Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.
Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout
by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017
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Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
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