Boatem Pole

a silly little pole that is floating in the silly little boatem village/town/incoorperation in the silly little Hermitcraft Server

Grian: Oh yeah, if you guys feel sad that the pole is destroyed, dont. Because this is the third or maybe the fourth version of the boatem pole since its been exploded so much

(or something along the lines of that, i do not remember)

by FibroParroto February 24, 2022

Skank Pole

A woman's state of mine when she is out at the club, desperately looking for a one night stand. Not to be confused with a hooker or stripped pole. Completely different.

I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
or
That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.

by BlackKnights March 22, 2011

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d

She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam

by meltar July 31, 2016

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 5, 2020

South Pole

Slang for ice, or methamphetamine.

"That backpack-wearing meth head on the BMX bicycle asked a neighbor if he was interested in the South Pole."

by Urbanophobe November 2, 2019

Charcoal Pole

Someone who has an unusually dark penis.

Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!

by alexis capone January 8, 2008