Pole Lifter

A really hot chick that has the natural ability to raise a mans penis.

Damn dude did you see that chick!? Shes a real pole lifter!

by hockeystud29 January 5, 2011

pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d

She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam

by meltar July 31, 2016

Skank Pole

A woman's state of mine when she is out at the club, desperately looking for a one night stand. Not to be confused with a hooker or stripped pole. Completely different.

I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
or
That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.

by BlackKnights March 22, 2011

light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft

Danny's has a light pole dick

by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

South Pole

Slang for ice, or methamphetamine.

"That backpack-wearing meth head on the BMX bicycle asked a neighbor if he was interested in the South Pole."

by Urbanophobe November 2, 2019

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 5, 2020