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The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.
Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist
by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019
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Phantom Car

This isn’t really I word but more of a term. So phantom car is when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car. There is science behind it, which is what you’re really hearing is cars passing by on a neighboring street. Also it can be more than a car you’re hearing it might be a motorcycle, but the term is phantom car.
For example say you are walking with someone and you start to cross the street, the person you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” what you will tell them is it is just phantom car.
by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022
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phantom hanger

The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up
Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger
by The turd master December 10, 2013
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phantom grind

Davey watch my phantom grind in the music industry said happily by Oscar.
by Le Roi November 16, 2016
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phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over
Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship
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Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself
Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit
by damharvs June 28, 2016
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Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.
I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.
by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010
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